From www.bestweekever.tv: There are many things that make the following video amazing. For starters, it’s called “Star Wars Trumpet” that should be enough right there. But no, it gets better. For the trumpeteer is a girl named Stacey Hedger, who appears on stage wearing the finest black unitard with silver sparkle-fringed sleeves the 1980’s had to offer. And just when you think you’re about to be blown away by her unbelievable horn skills, she proceeds to pump out the most cacaphonous, ear-splitting rendition of the Star Wars theme imaginable. Thankfully, this doesn’t stop her from using her trumpet as a deadly blaster! And doing a killer Charlie Chaplin impression! THIS IS MAYBE THE BEST VIDEO ON THE NET, and it’s thanks to a little friend called COMMITMENT. Watch it now.
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Wife, cuddling me: *Something about a room that might be 12'x18'*
Me: Ooh, I wonder if rectangles with cubed composite areas (xy)³ with sides xy² and x²y have any special properties. Their diagonals are length xy√(x²+y²), so maybe so.
Wife: O_O *cuddling ends*
Praying for Ruth Bader Ginsburg— I wouldn’t wish pancreatic cancer on my worst enemies.
Also praying that God protects the next Supreme Court nominee from evil attacks like those Brett Kavanaugh had to endure.
Click-bait title, interesting read. https://t.co/pyNWHDZcrs
What if we chalk it up to you being a self-absorbed windbag?
Young Turks’ Hasan Piker on saying “America deserved 9/11” and a “brave” terrorist “f***ed” Crenshaw in the “eye hole”:
“You could chalk it up to English being my second language”